WTF Wednesday

Basically it goes like this: some movies should never have EVER been created.

 Honestly, what goes through some writers minds when they decide to create a script with absolutely no plot? We can't just blame it on the writers. Oh no we can't! The producers and other crew are as much to blame. 
Let me give you some background. My friends and I have a knack for finding enjoyment out of watching the most horrible movies out there (check out Hansel and Gretel Get Baked if you'd like to begin this journey), so we decided to take and hour and a half out of our day to watch Spring Breakers. In 2013, Spring Breakers was released into the United States. Trust me when I tell you, what you expect when you hear a title such as this is NOT, I repeat, is NOT what you will end up viewing. Somehow the writer connected spring break with a person trying to find themselves???? Ummmm if you seriously have to go on a vacation to figure out who you are, you probably should seek help... To deepen the story line even more (if you could even say that there is one), three of the girls end up taking part in some highly questionable and very unrealistic activities, but I don't want to say much just in case you actually look forward to watching this film. In short, these girls take going nowhere in life to a whole new level, and while some of the things they do could happen it is seriously unlikely that these events would occur in a real-life scenario in the given amount of time they were in Florida. From a literary standpoint, I couldn't tell you where the climax of this work happens, which is not only annoying but shows lack of skill in writing. Honestly, I couldn't tell you of a single spot that was the height of tension, the point of no return because every single scene depicted a point of no return. If current television hasn't desensitized you to breasts yet, watch the movie. It will do you well. Message to the producers/write/anybody who cares: if you're going to put sex scenes in a movie, maybe make them a little more practical. I'd say the only highlight of Spring Breakers was that James Franco (OMG PLEASE MARRY ME) played a pretty important character. Visually, the lighting in the movie sucked and literally hurt my eyes. A scene of two girls' college apartment was filmed in green lighting like why? In addition, the camera was shaking sooooooo badly. I probably could have filmed it better, and that's saying a lot. On a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the worst rating ever, this movie was about an 11. At least we found it comical because of its terribleness! By far, Spring Breakers was one of the best worst movies I've ever seen.